A comedy pop ballad about a singer who can’t act for sh##. From THE DOUBLE-THREAT TRIO.
As in recording, this longer version is suited for cabaret or concert. Range: low A – high Eb in chest – high F# legit.
$10.00
Audio Sample:
Sung by Sara Wordsworth
Young Cardinal McCafferty has always dreamed of being the Pope — but here in the Sistine Chapel, competing with other Cardinals for the top job, he realizes he has no idea how to prove himself. What makes one the best person to be Pope? Along with his new friend Cardinal Bergenstein, he scours the Bible for clues. They find a commandment from Jesus — “Love one another as I have loved you” — and consider what this kind of love would mean. Bari/tenor (Range: C3 – G4)
A ballad for a female singer of any age, with a mix/legit sound. A mother coaxes her fearful child into going out onto the ocean with her for the first time. (Note: no mother/child references in the lyrics, so the relationship could be whatever the singer chooses. (Range: low Ab – high D)
A woman has dreamed her whole life of being a rock star, only to settle for being a rock band manager when she found out she stunk. But her voice, as heard by Parker (whose life is actually a musical) is incredible. (Range: Bb below middle C to high D mix/belt)
Parker’s life is a musical — and he hates musicals. All his life, he’s heard people burst into song and dance around him, knowing he’s the only one who sees and hears the world this way. What he really wants is to live in a world of no singing and dancing — a world of perfect silence. Bari/tenor power ballad (Range: B3 – A5)